Review for Rot & Ruin Auditions

Rot & Ruin Auditions

(#) CarcinoGeneticist 2012-12-11

AHHHHHH ROT AND RUIN IS SUCH A GOOD BOOOK. WHEN'S THE THIRD COMING OUT, MAYBERRY, DAWG YOU KILLIN ME.

I'll audition up two, because I need to get rid of them.

Name: Arthur Winchester

Nickname: The Doctor

Looks: Perfect posture, round face, sort of a young Leo DiCaprio sort of shape, and wears glasses.

Eyes: Blue

Height/Weight: 6 Feet, 165 pounds

Skin tone: Tans easily, freckles

Personality: Hoo. Arthur is very much a serial womanizer, with a tendency towards short blonde girls and asian girls. Very cunning, and reads people easily. Believes himself to be better than most people, pays a lot of false compliments along with a lot of ploys.

("Oh, what's your name? That's a nice name, that was my mother's name. You must take pretty pills to be so pretty. Is that your house? Is that your daughter? Are you married? That's great. Really. So you're all alone?")

Clothes: Enjoys dressing well so much, that it's nearly fetishistic. However, he doesn't usually wear what (few) suits he owns out. He usually just wears hoodies and jeans. His suits are his children.

Likes: His suits, gullible people, cards, sniper rifles, and pancakes.

Dislikes: Authority, husbands, and getting caught in lies.

Leader: Yup.

Zom bashing: Enjoys it a lot, especially if he finds a nice spot to snipe them from. Being a crackshot is a personal pride thing.

Gameland: When he was in university, he was stuck in a Dorm with three other people while zoms bit down. He started Gameland for a bit of money, and just to see all zoms suffer. And the people? Pssh, please, like they even matter, the scum.

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Name: Timeaus Aldrin

Nickname: Time

Looks: Time looks like he's been hit by a truck. He's missing his left eye and arm, and his left knee isn't what it used to be. He makes up for it with a lot of guns and a socket wrench. Walks with a stoop.

Hair: Black, to shoulders.

Eyes: Brown and Eyepatch.

Skin tone: He sunburns easily. Super pale.

Personality: Time is the opposite of The Doctor. Time hardly ever talks, and is more likely to stammer than chat up a girl. He's very embittered and a tad anarchanistic. He makes napalm out of soap to relax and knits sweaters.

Clothes: What's color matching? Suspender and t-shirts work, right? How do you tie a tie? Will this fit over my arm stump? ARTHUR! HELP!

Likes: Knitting, soap making, bomb making, hand to hand combat, lasagna, humming, and Tina Turner.

Dislikes: Kids, marriage, people making fun of his name or limbs.

Follow: Yup.

Zom bashing: He's missing half his limbs, what else is he going to do with his life?

Gameland: He was in the Dorm with Arthur on First Night. Thinks everyone should go through what they went through, and that he's dispensing justice.

People dying: He nearly died. He watched his girlfriend die. Justice. Et Cetera.

You have to take both. You can't take one or another. That's the rule.

Author's response

THERES A THIRD COMING OUT?! ADFHGLHKSHDJFKGLGKFJDH
I ADOPT YOU! FUCK.YES
-hands taco-