- by CarcinoGeneticist 0 reviews
Space. Adventures. Irresponsible Parenting.
Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Fantasy,Humor - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2015-08-17 - 1911 words
0Unrated
- by CarcinoGeneticist 0 reviews
Congratulations, Cronus Ampora! You're dying! Now, you have two options. Either kick back and enjoy it and maybe wait for one of those Last Wish things to come through for you, or you can kidnap yo...
Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Fantasy,Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2015-06-28 - 887 words
1Exciting
- by CarcinoGeneticist 3 reviews
Story time with your absent author. This is pretty important to me, so.
Category: Essay - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Humor - Published: 2015-06-13 - 866 words - Complete
1Insightful
- by CarcinoGeneticist 0 reviews
Monster hunting siblings Alvin and Kaylee receive a case regarding a human torn apart by an unknown beast. They have to find what did it, who the victim was, and why it happened. But the bodies jus...
Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2013-05-30 - Updated: 2014-08-12 - 27098 words
1Ambiance
- by CarcinoGeneticist 0 reviews
Whatever happens, don't panic. Keep calm, and fight on.
Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Chapters: 29 - Published: 2012-10-19 - Updated: 2014-04-11 - 35253 words
0Unrated
- by CarcinoGeneticist 14 reviews
Historical because it fits. And I finally caved and did a Profile. Progress is great.
Category: Historical - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Parody,Romance - Warnings: [!] [!!!] [?] - Published: 2013-08-10 - 1277 words - Complete
2Funny
- by CarcinoGeneticist 2 reviews
Somebody once asked me why I wanted to be a doctor.
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2013-06-19 - 937 words
1Boring
- by CarcinoGeneticist 4 reviews
I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-06-08 - 413 words
0Boring
- by CarcinoGeneticist 3 reviews
A story about Time Travel, Groundhog day, and trains.
Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013-05-11 - Updated: 2013-05-12 - 1373 words - Complete
1Exciting
- by CarcinoGeneticist 2 reviews
My second foray into poetry expressing how I feel when I can't write.
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Published: 2013-05-11 - 217 words
0TrainWreck
- by CarcinoGeneticist 7 reviews
Those of you who wanted Sirens, ye shall not be disappointed. This is just basically everything that happened before the original storyline.
Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2013-04-20 - Updated: 2013-04-20 - 1421 words - Complete
1Original
- by CarcinoGeneticist 1 review
Loosely based off the Watsky rhyme. I did this ages ago for creative writing class and forgot about it.
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-04-13 - 162 words
-1Illiterate
- by CarcinoGeneticist 10 reviews
The poetry section seemed far too serious for me.
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2013-03-30 - 720 words - Complete
-1Predictable