(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10I would spend my whole life crying if I was allergic to horses. Horses are MY PASSION YO. I can't play basketball though.
Author's responseI AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO HORSES. A fact that was found out on a family trip to the Calgary Stampede.
That was a fun year.
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10So horses make your throat swell up or something?
Author's responseMy windpipe closes. Like bam. Dead in ten minutes. I doped myself up on triple strength allergy medication and sat in the back. My parents sat with me, so it was okay.
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10That's how allergic my husband is. He's allergic to chocolate though. He can be an asshole.
Author's responseNOW HORSES DON'T LOOK THAT BAD HUH.
Except for the whole no-egg-ever thing. The eggs aren't fatal I just get hives, but still, not a picnic.
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10It's a fruit.
Author's responseThe only question that came into my mind was "What does it do?"
But it's a fruit. I assume it does fruit things.
But being allergic to a fruit must suck! Fruit in general is basically nine-tenths of my diet!
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