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14 reviewsHistorical because it fits. And I finally caved and did a Profile. Progress is great.
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(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
I would spend my whole life crying if I was allergic to horses. Horses are MY PASSION YO. I can't play basketball though.Author's response
I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO HORSES. A fact that was found out on a family trip to the Calgary Stampede.
That was a fun year.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
How tall are you?Author's response
In shoes: Roughly six foot-six one.
In real life: Five-eleven.
In heels: ?????General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
I'm five-nineish, barefoot.Author's response
HAH YOU SHORT.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
My twin brother is only five-two.Author's response
HAH HE SHORT TOO. I LOOK DOWN ON ALL YOU PEOPLE QUITE LITERALLY.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
So horses make your throat swell up or something?Author's response
My windpipe closes. Like bam. Dead in ten minutes. I doped myself up on triple strength allergy medication and sat in the back. My parents sat with me, so it was okay.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
My husband is an inch taller than you.Author's response
I don't like him. He's taller than me.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
That's how allergic my husband is. He's allergic to chocolate though. He can be an asshole.Author's response
NOW HORSES DON'T LOOK THAT BAD HUH.
Except for the whole no-egg-ever thing. The eggs aren't fatal I just get hives, but still, not a picnic.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
I'm allergic to durian.Author's response
That sounds like a species of Alien. I feel bad for you. You have it the worst.General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
It's a fruit.Author's response
The only question that came into my mind was "What does it do?"
But it's a fruit. I assume it does fruit things.
But being allergic to a fruit must suck! Fruit in general is basically nine-tenths of my diet!General Information about this particular writer
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-08-10
Luckily, its easy to avoid. And it smells SO BAD.Author's response
I've never even heard of it before. My guess is that they don't often make their way to the wilds of Canada.
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