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I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.
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Rules of all my Book Universes
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08
Happy birthday, other Elizabeth! XD
I actually agree with a couple of these rules, namely, 4, 6, 16, and 17. XD
xxx E-L.Author's response
There should be a system to work out who's who. I dub myself Monster Elizabeth to clear up any further confusion.
And thank you! I am so old! :D
They happen all the time. All my stories fit all these rules. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.Rules of all my Book Universes
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08
I dub myself as Liz, Ellie, Ellie-Liz, or E-L most of the time. Or Black Widow Liz, because of my minor cough MAJOR cough obsession with the Avengers. XD
One thing that ALWAYS happens in my stories involving self-harm: the amount of blood that is lost is ALWAYS exaggerated. Always.Author's response
Monster Liz and Black Widow Liz?
Sounds legit to me :)
Okay, when exaggerated, how exaggerated? Like just FWOOSH or like Quentin Tarantino exaggerated?
Another one I missed: Noses are broken with alarming frequency, even more so than any other body part.Rules of all my Book Universes
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08
Well, I ain't entirely sure what Quentin Tarantino exaggerated is, so. XDAuthor's response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ROhjAuDBk
This is what I'm talking about. Django Unchained. Trigger warnings for people that explode when you shoot them. LIKE HOLY, TARANTINO, TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS. THAT'S NOT WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN SHOT.
There is probably a few swears in there too, so put your headphones in. I can't recall. There was a lot of swears in that movie.Rules of all my Book Universes
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08
Okay, in the case, probably more like FWOOSH exaggerated. XDAuthor's response
And whenever you injure a character, they're always fine until the medical help arrive, right? HAPPENS A LOT TO ME. 'Tis but a scratch!
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