Happy birthday, other Elizabeth! XD
I actually agree with a couple of these rules, namely, 4, 6, 16, and 17. XD
xxx E-L.
Author's response
There should be a system to work out who's who. I dub myself Monster Elizabeth to clear up any further confusion.
And thank you! I am so old! :D
They happen all the time. All my stories fit all these rules. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.