Ok, first of all: PEOPLE! FUCKING CHECK THIS STORY OUT!!
I guess being called "Stump(h)" is bad enough but "Zebidiah Stump", now that´s what I call scarred for life. Did Z Stump check out the hot guys too?
There simply is no other Pete than Asshole Pete. I will not tolerate any other Pete than Asshole Pete. I would like to form a subdivision of Division of Joy whose sole function is to make sure that all fanfic stories conform to this rule.
And don´t look at me like that, freak, take your goddamn rating point already...
Author's response
I just love asshole/egocentric Pete. He is the best and only Pete. Yes, Z Stump checks out the hot boys too. We get to learn more about Zebidiah as the story progresses.