Haha! Damm the Royal Mail!
That's a good one!
We really need to get the UK ficwaddians together, I need to meet you guys! And pray none of you are 80 year old male perverts!
Just saying I am not an 80 year old male pervert...I'm a 90 year old male pervert
(Just kidding =D)
Author's response
Haha. I'm 91. One of the girls on here was why I needed my hip replacement if you know what I mean... ;) xx