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D-dawg, I was thinkin' of you yesterday.

I went to Staples with my mommy (so cool, right?!) and then an amazing thing happened. While I was shifting through the ambitious adverts of our society, I found a beacon of light.

No, like a literal beacon of light.

I looked upon this sight: http://991.com/newGallery/Barbra-Streisand-A-Christmas-Album-475533.jpg

I saw that and I was like, NO FUCKING WAY (TO BE PUNNY, OF COURSE).

And then, another oh so glorious thing happened. I saw this face: http://cwer.ws/files/u71114/Illustrate/BarbraStreisandChristmasMemories500.jpg

BARBARA STREISTAND IS ON A FUCKING CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT.

I WAS LIKE...JUST...LIKE...

Donnie! Staples has betrayed us.

But, as to not completely waste your time, here are some lovelies of stories I've read.

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Title: Gerard is From Venus
Author: CatscanFlyy
Summary: Frank is not from Mars. Frank is from Earth. Frank hates aliens. FRERARD!
Link: http://ficwad.com/story/200541

Title: Send in the Clowns
Author: lostmyfearoffalling
Summary: Gerard is working as a clown at Bobo's Birthday Bash, and living in an Extended Stay America with Mikey, his thumb sucking 20 year old brother...how could things possibly sink any lower?
Link ya lazy fuck: http://ficwad.com/story/147648

I remember this vaguely, but I don't think I finished it...well, it does look funny.

Title: BaNaNaNa (Banananananananana)
Author: xomcrxo
Summary: Well. I was eating an apple and had this idea for a song. XD It's a parody for NA NA NA... About fruit .__. XD This is a creation of boredness... xP
Link: http://ficwad.com/story/159130

BAIABIABIA DONNIE DAWG

AND I PROMISE TO EMAIL YOU THIS IS THE CLOSEST I CAN GET NOW I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY.

BAIIIIIIII!

~MIKEYYYYY