Review for Audition Your Stories

Audition Your Stories

(#) nerds_assemble 2013-01-16

:O

YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO STAPLES.

LIKE. NEVER. STAPLES IS LIKE...THE REASON DISCOUNTS EXIST. STAPLES, THAT WAS EASY. I MEAN, C'MON. WHEN HAS A SLOGAN EVER BEEN MORE TRUE?!?!

XD I'm not sorry I showed you; if my sore eyes had to see that, we both go down together. I knooooooooooooooooow. My pops actually likes Barbra S...st....streistand? How da fuck is that spelled...dude, is there like, some reason we dislike her? She just reminds of this really spoiled girl/bloodsucker in my class. Plus, Spooky Streistand View in South Park...I've a weird South Park fan obsession lately. Tweek's so boss. Conspiracies and all.

B-bu-but...how? HOW CAN SOMEONE DIS MCR??? SUCH A SINNER! WHO WAS THIS INSANE PERSON????????? AND GAWD, DONNIE. YOU KNOW I MUST LISTEN TO KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS NOW. I'M STARTING WITH YOU. >:)

Ahhhhhhh, you're welcome, m'friend.

BABABABABAHABBAIAIHAIHDAHDKJHKAJDSFHAKSJDFHALSKDJFHASDLKJFHAKSJ DONNIE CAKES. (Why'd you call me that? I feel all creepy........ XD)

~You makin' fun of me? I feel like you are.

MIKEEYYYYYYYYY


Author's response

We don't have a Staples where I live. Sad... I know. Now I really want to go to Staples.

My eyes hurt really badly. Oh my stars. (my friend Emily told me to say that last line. XD). I don't even know how to spell "Barbra," let alone Striesand. "Really spoiled girl/bloodsucker," I laughed really hard at that. Spooky Streistand Veiw is... I LOVE South Park. I know that nobody would believe me when I say this, but somebody else told me that the creators of South Park actually created the show because they were hearing 'ghost' or 'entities.'

TWEEK IS SO BADASS.

THEY ARE SUCH SINNERS! I was in my class room. (I have a binder with MCR pictures EVERYWHERE) then they were all like, "who is that?" I told them who it was and then they walked away. Later on, when my teacher asked, who do you look up to, I said "My Chemical Romance." The teacher asked, who that was. I said "one of the greatest 'bunch of fools' (FTWWW) One of my favorite bands." Then the other kid was just....... I think I am getting angry just talking about this.

SO TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS .... (I feel like we have already talked about this before!)

I honestly don't know why I called you that, Mikey.

~I am now! ;)

DONNNNIIIIIEEEEEE