NATALIA.
You didn't tell me you were in Les Mis! What character are you playing?
And now I'm sad because you're in America and I'm in Sweden and that means I can't go see you kick ass at being (insert role you have here).
Author's response
I wanted to be Eponine, but there was this other girl auditioning for that part, and I knew that I wouldn't be able to top her, so I went for Fantine instead, and I made the audition.
Damnit, now I'm sad too. I realllllly want you to come visit sometime, but it probably won't be possible, at least not in the foreseeable future.