Oh, you've been having a shit day?
I shut my finger in my goddamn locker and effectively killed my fingernail. My mutual bitterness friend Nol called me a bitch and said that all guys hate me (himself included), I've lost my favourite pair of gym shorts, I've lost my driver's license, and to top it all off, SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE BROKE INTO MY LOCKER. TWICE. THE SECOND TIME THE MORON WENT THROUGH MY JACKET AND STOLE MY FUCKING BUS PASS.
Do not even talk to me about bad days.