Hey!
My name's Ash, and I'm your local sassy lesbian. Um. I write Jalex and horror, and it'd mean a lot to me if you could go read, review and rate my current story, Across the Night. You sound brilliant and I can't wait to see you round, yeah? There's a chick called Sam41 on here and she's my girlfriend, so yeah. Hit on her and you're gonna have angry Ash comin' at ya, and I can do that because I'm a cripple. I have the wheelchair and everything.
-Ashlie Joshua Finn.