Review for Awkward Newb is Awkward

Awkward Newb is Awkward

(#) BipolarUnicorn 2013-02-24

Well hai thur. My name is Abbie (with an 'ie' and not a 'y' cause I'm a classie bitch.(I also like parentheses.)) XD O-Tay so hai I'm another awkward (bipolar)bisexual on this lovely place we call Fuckwad. I'm I guess why you would say the local poetry writer or not. I don't know. Maybe I could be the local poetry writer who hasn't posted in days cause I'm a lazy fuck. I also like swearing, it's pretty fucking fun. Shit and fuck are my favorite words.

But enought of me rambling cause that's always what I tend to do. You live in Iowa. I live in a tiny ghetto town in Michigan. You are very cool, amazing taste in music. UKULELE MOTHERFUCKER. I like ukuleles. I can't play one but I wish I could. I LIKE YOU. YOUR MY NEW FRIEND. LET ME TAKE YOU HOME. HEY IM 14 TOO.

OKAY IM GETTING CREEPY NOW. Bai :3