Review for The Bass Files

The Bass Files

(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-17

okay, i read it. i have this to say:

Damn you and your shiny words that bedazzle everyone.

oh, and there is no such thing as putting shame on DoJ. unless you write a story about how pete and joe are lovers and joe refuses to trim his fro of a pubic hair mane. visualize that and tell me it's not shameful.

there are a bunch of "calf" and "calves" mentioned in this chapter. note to author: you could have footnoted that shit.

so does this mean that patrick no longer wants to make sweet sweet music lurve with sheena? 'cause i ain't down wit that.

"Gay? Incestuous gayness?"- if i had a dime for every time i had to question a man on that, we might have enough money for the "FicWad Stole My Soul" shirt.

actually, that's a lie. i'd probably only have ten cents. but a girl can wish, right?

Author's response

Yes, my vocabulary in this story sure is vast: hair, idiot, jerk, Pete Wentz, to tug at his hat, to lick his balls... Hm, imagining Pete and Joe together turned me on. But I´m just an idiot/ jerk with weird hair who tugs at her hat sometimes and wishes she could lick her... nevermind about that. Sorry about the "calves". I like the word. It´s not really that Patrick (or any of the other guys) want Sheena out, it´s just that the idiot/ jerk broke her arm and they need a bassist. However, yes, Sheena will be replaced on the long run as well. Please, rub it in that you used to have a soul before ficwad. :P