You sound like a buddhist monk, I'm just saying. It's very awesome. If you ever break this calmness and need tips for the eye-gauging, I'm here for you, you little starfish, you.
It's actually my birthday on April second, so next week, we're just celebrating early I suppose :D I'm turning TWENTY. I will probably never get into a college, my job sucks balls and I'm single. Thanks, though :P
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Buddhist monk? That'll look good on my resume.
I'm a starfish now? Cool. :D
I'll be sure to come to you for tips on eye gauging. XD
Oh. Well, happy early birthday!
TWENTY.
THAT'S TEN MORE THAN TEN.
FIVE MORE THAN FIVE.
WOAH.
I'm turning 15 in December.
You'll get into college, because I said so.
Everyone has jobs that suck balls.
You're a lone wolf. Lone wolves get farther sometimes.
My mum probably wouldn't let me have a boyfriend until I'm 30.
She has higher standards for me than I do. XD