But... but... How do you expect to get people to pay $17 for the hardcover edition if it's only two pages long? And the movie rights? No, no, no, this just will not do. Sensible actions get things done too quickly and efficiently. Take this back to the drawing board and replace it with convoluted plots and bumbling incompetence, then we'll talk.
Author's response
Ummm, great marketing? Hell, Ron Popiel can sell ice to the Eskimo’s. Let him try.
As for convoluted plots and bumbling incompetence, I think Rowling has given us enough of that to last any three lifetimes.
By the way, I really loved your story; ‘Something like your family’. I have one in the works, called ‘What if Hermione Had Died?’
Alorkin