Yeah I'm sure that North Korea, this teeny tiny fly shit on the map, is going to start nuclear war with USA, this gigantic war machine. They can't be that dumb. They send one bomb to USA territory, and USA sends one back, and boom, the entire North Korea is pretty much in ashes from just one bomb.
No, I'm pretty sure it's like you said, they just want people to think that they have this badass weaponry so that no one else would start a war with them. Plus, I heard that the new leader, whatshisface, has some trouble with being taken seriously, like people are still too hung up on the old one. Or something like that.
So, no, you Americans have nothing to worry about.
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Yeah. America is a world power. They really have got to be fucking kidding us if they REALLY want to bomb us. And South Korea would retaliate, so...
He can't be taken seriously because of that, and because North Korea in general isn't taken seriously much.
My school was very empty today, so I'm positive it was because of that. They're scared. HAHAHA.