You think 8 page essays are hard?
WAIT TILL GRADE ELEVEN. Essays turn into books, but you get to write them in the blood of your enemies, so there's a plus.
Basically, the site's in an uproar right now because somebody may or may not have died based on a comment received from somebody else on the site regarding the first party's BMI.
But yeah! Welcome back!
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That sounds like fun.
OHMYGOD FICWAD, WE'RE GOING DOWN
oh hey thanks!