okay, so joe can't be witty in more than one chapter in any given story. those are the unwritten (well, newly written is more appropriate) laws of FicWad. maybe they can be overruled in parallel universes though. get back to me on that one.
pros and cons list was fantastic.
/Pro: Andy was the sweetest guy I ever met and he was into me.
Con: I haven´t met a lot of guys yet and Andy was also into being dominated by me. / haha.
thank you for reminding me of CeCe saying "burn" during our AIM chat. i left that out of the DoJ Meeting Minutes, which are still in draft form as of right now. the draft should be ready for review on thursday.
the 'clandestine' thing made me laugh out loud and choke on code red mountain dew. have you ever done that before? it made my snot turn red.
i can't help but wonder if patrick gets hard-ons in parallel universes. hmm.
oh, and somebody strange thinks we haven't budgeted for the "shiity friend" t-shirt, so with every purchase of the "shitty girlfriend" t-shirt we will provide you with a big permanent marker to scratch out the "girl" part. it's cost effective and it's emo. you can't beat that with a stick. i shit you not.
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DoJ Meeting Minutes. Dude, it´s a good thing you´re our president. It´s only natural that the strangest of them all becomes president. Or governor of California... Well, I surely hope that before this story ends you´ll be given the chance to give your snot all the colors of the rainbow. Or at least all the colors of street signs. I hope Patrick´s not neutered in parallel universes. Tru dat about the t-shirt business. Very smart things come out of your ass, Crystal. ;)