You should honestly read a book. Like, just a book. Not a fic. A BOOK BOOK.
I either recommend "My Booky Wook" by Russel Brand, or "A Game of Thrones", by J.R. Martin.
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A Game Of Thrones
Like the tv show??
I GOTTA GO BUY THAT BOOK
But thanks man
I'll do that :D