Okay story time gather 'round children!
Once upon a time in a land far far away in a place called Caitlyn's house a strange creature received notice that a story of lockers had been updated. All was going well as our creature read, but suddenly a wild bathroom beckoned to her. Residing in her chamber of baths the creature continued her reading quest. When what should erupt from her cakehole, but a mighty and awkwardly awkward laugh. So, now the creature's family thinks she is even stranger than they did before. For they believe she finds her bodily leftovers historical.
THE END
Author's response
What a tale! I am quite honoured for my writing to be the subject of your awkward bathroom laughter :D