Review for A THOUSAND YEARS

A THOUSAND YEARS

(#) Teresa 2013-07-20

I loved seeing Dumbles and Snape get arrested! What a pair of scumbags they are....... I wish they could feel all the pain and terror they dished out to innocent people. Honestly, vermin like that should be stomped on with extreme prejudice. Here's hoping Snape pays in agony both before and after his miserable life ends! Is Dumbles going to keep swearing that Snape's actions were still for "the greater good"? If he does, can someone please punch him dead in the mouth? They could break his nose again too....... I think he's one of the nastiest villains ever invented, worse then Voldy and the DE's could ever be! Hmmm, they'd better have lots of shields covering Snape at the trial, and hope that no one figures out some other way to do a little pest control. I hope that Amelia manages to keep the arrests quiet or Malfoy and his drones might try and leave the country. Methinks the aurors will be very tempted with the thought of "shot while trying to escape" or "they slipped on a banana peel, honest " as they bring in the loathsome insects. Many thanks for posting this, and as always thoughts of the next chapter fills me with anticipation! :)

Author's response

Heya Teresa!

Glad you got a tickle. I agree, both are scumbags of the worst sort, even in canon. In fact, I’ve even called Dumbledore the evilest villain ever written. Since I despise both characters, I tend to make them…worse.

Feeling the pain: that would be an interesting story. Imagine if whenever one of Dumbledore’s plots goes awry he is required to feel the pain it cost his victim. Snape would likely blame someone else, though.

As you can see, I enjoy stomping on the both of them whenever I can.

Snape’s fate is going to include playing tonsil hockey with a dementor, and Dumbledore is so convinced of his own omniscience, that he can never be wrong. Unfortunately, another pop on the beak is not in the cards. I have the final three chapters written already and I prefer ignominious endings for the twinkling one. You’ll understand why I cannot have Harry hit him, when you read the final chapter.

~I think he's one of the nastiest villains ever invented, worse then Voldy and the DE's could ever be!~

I agree. He’s a…(Gasp!) politician! As someone told Jack Ryan in ‘Hunt for Red October’, “I’m kissing babies while I’m thinking of how to steal their lollipops.” He lies to everyone and somehow manages to convince them it’s for their own good. That kind of proselytizer makes me sick. I can see him wearing a white linen jacket and telling me he’s worried about my soul.

~Hmmm, they'd better have lots of shields covering Snape at the trial, and hope that no one figures out some other way to do a little pest control.~

Good point.

Arrests: Precisely. She’d s gonna use a simultaneous strike to get them all in one go. Even if a few do escape, they’ll be screwed anyway.

~Methinks the aurors will be very tempted with the thought of "shot while trying to escape" or "they slipped on a banana peel, honest " as they bring in the loathsome insects.~

She’s gonna have to ride hard on them, but as during the arrest, they will be professionals.

Thanks for the kudos, and I’ll post as soon as I’ve polished the next chapter.

Alorkin

P.s. I’m waiting to see your name on the author’s line. You have such great ideas; maybe it’s time for you to flesh some of them out.

That’s a hint, by the way.