Review for Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year

Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year

(#) AmericanHorrorStory 2013-08-03

Dude, no one even begins to understand how attracted to Mat I was. Like, I'd squeal every time he came on, and when he swore I plain-out melted. He licked his lips so much too like holla boy what u playin at tryna make me change my pants

Hayden though... I would eat food off of him, not even gonna lie.

Author's response

Omg I've been there every time I saw that one person I wanted to cry like "you're so beautiful why is this legal"

I'd eat macaroni and cheese off of Patrick Stump I swear