This whole chapter was the best read of my life but I have to be honest and tell you the reason why.
The part where Dirty said he didn't want to beaten by Vagina's.
Oh sweet mercy - I nearly died.
I liked how tight the stitching was in this, I think you have a great technique. Maybe we can cross stitch together sometime?? Do you know a good stitch for hems of trouser, I have short legs and the hems always fall out (ha) of my trousers.
Seriously. I mean it. You are great. throws rating point at you