Okay. in regular 'howshesews' fashion, i'm doing this in a list-form. because that's the only way i can tell you all of the parts i loved while simultaneously letting you think i'm insane.
uno) "..We've done this before," He beamed widely before adding "A lot." -hahahaha. pete wentz is such a horndog. or, at least, i think he would be. (oh, god. i can't beleive i just said horndog.)
dos) "..I'm sorry. I think I just had a seizure or something. What did you just say?" - cuh-rack me up. seriously. max is the comic relief for a situation that could possibly force lola to set pete on fire. good choice here. funny, funny.
thres) "You little floozy. How did this happen?"-i love the wrod floozy. so i had to comment on how much i love the fact that you used it. makes my perverted littl heart smile.
quatro) "...he was the one banging that troll?" -okay. when my sister and i were little, my parents told her she looked like a troll doll, so upon reading this line, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe. thank you for this precious moment of nostalgia.
cinco)".. Batman? I'm fucking a 12 year old." -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's all i have to say about that. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
seis(?))".. I'm pretty sure Andy got a good look at my kidneys." - i'm so glad you called them kidneys.
all in all, fabulous. i'm glad this story...exists. it only further feeds my obsession with the DoJ. i'm so glad it's around.
too bad, i'm like, the last one to review. good greif. i suck.
Author's response
I heart your little lists of joy and insanity. Floozy is such an underrated and underused word, if you ask me. I am so over words like slut, whore, hoebag, disease-infested prostitute, and hooker. I'm bringing floozy back. Cue Justin Timberlake music