first of all, you gave me popcorn. i pretty much love you for that.
second of all, you gave me nosy friends to read about. pete and mal falling into the room is fantastic. i love nosy friends.
oh, and i found a loveline quote for you.
Pete: why do hot chicks feel the need to write books in general? It’s like “oh hey, your hot but I wanna read your book. I need to know what you think about stuff,”
pete=douchebag.
you=not a douchebag.