This story is the funniest thing ever. It is brilliant, and I really don't want it to end. Your turn of phrase really cracks me up. How do you keep coming up with all this stuff? You truly amaze me. Thanks for the giggles. Have a rating point just for your smashing-ness.
Author's response
Well, thank you. I´m glad I can communicate humor in a language that´s not my native one. :)