thank you for referring to me as a lady and not katy. that rhymed because i'm so clever this evening
...wait...
shit.
anyway. look at this:
Quiz Taker Score
Mr. Meatball -80%
Meowcat -100%
Emma -70%
Allison -55%
Bridget -55%
patrickdance4me -65%
Rachel -45%
Crystal...i'm going to regret this...wait...i wonder how long my name can be in this quiz... it's neverending! i'll use this time to give you patrick's cell number: (622) 89 -60%
now, i'm going to argue the ones i have wrong because i'm trying to avoid packing. oh, and my procrastination would like to take this opportunity to thank you.
3) Which phrase was NOT uttered by any of the characters when they we´re surprised? okay, i was looking into this one too much. i mean, seriously... who says "holy freakin' cow!"? c'mon.
7) What should be everybody´s favorite Joe line? the word "line" made me think of Loveline and my brain shut down. that's totally understandable, right?
11) What´s the plonkiest thing that Pete said in the course of the story? what the fuck.
/12) Honestly now, what´s the plonkiest thing that Pete said in the course of the story?/the hard on thing was way better. WAY better.
/15) How did FrostedGlass´s mother refer to Patrick´s fasion sense?/your mom is the only member of the DoJ who hasn't given a shout out or mention of the dooj, so i thought "mah, what the hell." and i lost. not. fair.
16) What happened when Sheena tried to tune down her cynicism? you try telling Pete´s emolicious hair that it doesn't have a strong impact on the world or that pete's emolicious hair isn't always the right answer. i dare you.
18) What´s the cutest thing that Patrick did in the course of the story? excuse me, have you not read your reviews? option (A) was everyone's favorite.
19) Which chapter title is slightly less half-assed than the others? i read the question wrong.
oh, and before you have the opportunity to ask about the "hot" rating...
:O
Author's response
Who rated this as "hot"? Honestly, that was a no-brainer, Crystal. I KNEW it was you. :)
Of course, Crystal has to complain because she didn´t get all the answers right. But calm down, not even Mr. Meatball did. (Basically because he always opted for the feline answers.) I think it was actually Sheena who said "Holy freaking cow!" I don´t think that would surprise anyone. :P WTF is about right, yes. I figured that most people would go for the hard-on line. So that´s why it´s NOT the correct answer. Since my Mom is the coolest member of the DoJ, she doesn´t have to give shout-outs to us others. She´s just cool like that. (Or not really aware that she´s a member because I´m not gonna tell her. :P) Well, I made the quiz before I posted the chapter and my crystal ball... It´s kinda busy packing things. 19 was a trick question. They all suck, of course.
grabs smiley Soooooo goooood... Thank you for this enlightenment. Was that written filth now? I guess the last thing is oral filth though...