I really like "Captian Obvious". I'll be using that one on everyone that is being redudant around me. Or maybe just everyone around me.
DoJ... I think the two of us will have to think of some special handshake or shit that the authors of pure humor stories can exchange. How about DoJ nose pinching - each other's, of course - followed by Night Fever dance move and casual hand slapping? I'll think of a way to shorten the whole routine, don't worry. Or rather, do worry...