No, this is not the story I thought it was. But is almost as insane! The one I thought it was, Harry forms a harem in the school and makes the entryway to his House quite unique way. You get thrown through the air, pass through curtains and land on a bed or some such other very soft and safe thing. The girls all love it. And of course, Harry's the only male allowed in the House. That includes ALL the male staff member can't get in either. I think Madam Hooch was Head of House. It's been so long since I read it, I don't remember any more. But anywho, I'm gonna continue reading this as it sounds good.