I hope that's not your way of breaking my heart and telling me that YOU have a mistress. jaw drops I wouldn't really know what to call me to point out our... giggles like Joe "relationship".
The neighborhood's own Love Doctor, Joseph Trohman. -> Hitch's got nothing on him. Not with phrases like "little dude" and "young Padawan" which make me wanna drop the Plonk Bomb big time. (That translates into a rating point for the time being.)
Isn't pot roast one of the easiest things to work into a story?
Author's response
Pot roast is timeless! Woot!
Well, if you're not also MY mistress, then what am I supposed to call you?