So here are my thoughts as I read this.
"What the hell is going on!? What the hell is his PROBLEM!? I don't get it...(shocker)." Then it all hit me and I was like "ohhhhhhhh. Well, that's just....holy crap...this girl sure is creative."
I envy your writing in this story and I want to orb into you and write my update, so it is as orignal and wonderful as this story. Unfotunately, I don't have that super power. Don't you wish sometimes that you were in a group of seven girls who each had their own super powers? Wait, what?
I was slightly aroused by your review.....