Damnit. I was going for CeCe. Not crystal. =[
Ah well.
And my broccolli sandwich wanted to be in the story. So it got thrownn.
Don't ask me who ate the other half. Only someone as weird as maybe Ashley, or Joseph Trohman would eat a broccolli sandwich.
Author's response
This is METATRON, the voice of the Division of Joy.
Insulting members of the DoJ will be punished by a cameo appearance in one of FG's stories. Consider this a warning.
PS.: Metatron is also the voice of the late Mr. Meatball.