Bonding is fun! Super glue works the best. Or duct tape. Yes, duct tape. The Manco Duct Tape headquarters place is in the same city that I live in. We have a duct tape festival. It's sad.
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Ha ha, that sounds like a fun thing. And it's not as sad as lurking on ficwad and waiting for new reviews...
Makes you wonder if the Trojan headquarters has a festival too.