/Brimming with anger and new ideas for self-aggrandizing pictures to plaster the internet with, Pete got up from the couch and stomped his feet. /hahaha. i love how pete is a whiney (bitch...? :)...) is this story.
mommy wentz is the shit. how could she give birth to such a prick? she should be patricks mommy.
i'm so tired.
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What do you mean "in this story"? I thought that was common knowledge... ;)
Mommy Wentz is definitely better than Twatzilla (who probably doesn't even deserve the capital letter). I'm so sick. But that's nothing new.