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that was totally hysterical. i adored it. plus, it gave me a list of stories I know feel I must go read. :)
love ya.
Author's response
I'm always happy when I can make someone laugh at my silliness. :)
Yeah, basically I just write these one-shots so I can talk other people into reading the amazing stories I love so much. (Pst, I don't actually write these one-shots... I just jumble up random sentences from other people's stories.)
Love ya back. You're such a loyal reader of my... dare I say "work"?