It was as if her entire body just decided to not fit correctly into all of her clothes- suddenly she had mutated. -> I found this both amusing and literary. My favorite combo. :)
I’ve had those awkward conversation moments with my best friend’s boyfriend. But I got rid of the problem. I don’t have any friends anymore. (Not a lie.) Or rather, candy bars usually don’t have boyfriends…
Ha ha, messy (pretending) sleepy-head face.
delivering their suitcases and receiving a ten dollar bill for his trouble. Ava considered the fact that she might want to think of a change in her profession. Being a bellboy was apparently where the money was. -> giggles I could see myself in that profession. Or at least with a new shiny 10 dollar bill. (I know, I know. Paper doesn’t shine.)
"Just come in. You don't have to wait; I put your name on the list. Everything should be fine." -> melts at GwenMerlon’s Patrick Stump
Ha, snorting Patrick. Still the Biscuit.
A bandana skirt. Ha ha. I hope that’s not one of Patrick’s bandanas. glares at the slutty girl
Patrick’s sideburns against her cheek… My heart. My poor old heart. This is too much… ;)
By the way, those evil fan girls, I believe that was the hushed voice DoJ. Bunch of pathetic losers.
"Don't be. I would fuck you in a second." He frowned. "Well, hopefully not in a second, surely I would last longer than that... you know what I mean." -> HA! HA! HA! This story is so gooooood…
HA! HA! HA… ah, you are amusing me today, dudette. :)
Rating point. Funny. End of.