Sweet Bejebus! I seriously haven't laughed this much in ages. Austria - I nearly rated this Hot but then I remember I'm rating the story not the Author! SHAZZAM!
OK My F.a.v.o.u.r.i.t.e.s:
- Possum Dance....I demand a demonstration! Immediately!
- /I knocked and entered. - Ok lesson numero uno in being a wife. never knock. Don't make them think they own you.
- Hey, mane girl/ Sorry, why didn't I rate this hot??
- 'Ani-Hop' . Classic. Just wonderment.
- /If I want to listen to the sounds of a zoo I invite the former members of Fall Out Boy into my house for dinner.
/ Again, I was slightly aroused by this - I think it's the meds
- "Can't we just give her a pack of condoms?" Is it wrong to want Patrick as My dad and my lover....Yes? OK. Lover will do.
- You won't wiggle your way out of this one, Stump. Kinky. I like it.
Excellent, remember, I own you.
Author's response
For some reason I feel especially attracted to you today. Maybe it's the sexy way your eye looks.
Sorry, I don't live in 2027 and I'm not a teenager anymore. We don't even have possums in Austria. We have SQUIRRELS!!!
Bart bought himself a stack of Jay-Z CDs. I hate it. ;) I pointed out to him that FOB and Jay-Z are friends or something along the lines of that. I hope that put a damper on his appreciation of that crap. ;)
You own me and I own Roggenheimer's dictionary. That sounds fair to me.