First of all, I shouldn't be reviewing at all, since you obviously want me dead. But, since this story is just that great, I will put our little tiff aside and review.
OREOS! I love it!
This story makes me think back on my life and the losses that I have endured. You know what that means? This story is the shit. There is no other way to put it.
You are glorious in more ways than I can count. Smooches.