Why do I get the feeling that this story is going to suck up all my rating points? OK, where to start?
But it's more than process, that word has the connotation of a beginning and an end, with grief, there is no closure, it's just another personality trait you have to lug around for the rest of your days. -I absolutely loved how you worded that. I'm in awe right now.
Scrubbing her scalp hard with the Herbal Essences (no hairgasm included) -Cue giggles.
"We had a deal!! I bump off a few kids in my car and he get me the camera....it was a win-win situation!" -I find it interesting that Santa would have a Jew "take care" of the naughty kids. Coal simply isn't enough anymore.
"So I'm guessing either Snowman was got at by the sun or that you destroyed him in a rage of fury and anger!" he said. -Now this had me torn. Yes, I found it adorable...yet a little unnerving that he would hide something inside a snowman's cranial cavity. It was romantic in a creepy sort of way...perhaps it was creepmantic...? I don't know. On to the next chappie.
Author's response
I know I had this whole Jew gag but in the spirit of kindness, thought best to refrain....