Billie grinned back, showing off his crooked teeth. "I would love to watch Malerie set the table." -> Sounds like… me. The crooked teeth form a nice contrast to Pete’s ultra shiny white and straight choppers.
"Why? It sounds gossip worthy," he admitted. -> Pete’s probably a better girl than most females I know. Also has a smaller jeans size than most females I know…
Her mom's mouth dropped open as Pete grabbed her and led her to a chair so she could sit down slowly. -> Is Pete gonna be Mal, Zeb and Trickster’s new dad?
Poor Zeb. Well, I’d have Bart to give away if he’s interested… He’s taking up too much of my ficwad time, that sucker.
Funny point, mistress. You know it. :)