You know, having been a fan of the show and games, and then you naming a first year after her, I can actually see Carmen Sandiego as being a powerful witch. I mean, she was bounicing all over the world like it was nothing, and making national monuments disappear without a trace. Kinda makes you wonder. I was also wondering if the phrase "Where in the world is Carmen Saandiego will pop up?"
([{-Hermione pondered the matter briefly, before sighing and reaching up, yanking a few hairs from Harry's head. "You'd better keep your hands where I can see them, buster!"
Nodding, Harry was none-the-less grinning as he walked to the front of the class. "Duly noted. You may want to do something about your clothes; I'm a fair bit bigger than you, and I've got some added features down below, if you catch my meaning."-}])
([{-By the time she was finished, Harry had already downed his dose of polyjuice potion, and the still-winged now-female was swaying in place and slowly unbuttoning the front of her robes. "I'm...too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hu-ARK!"-}]) I only have one word for this... PRICELESS.
800 page sleeping potion? simply genius. I've actually had teachers assign those, so I sympathize with his plight.
Awesome story