Well, now. Filch is the insde man. Who would have thunk it! Not I, that's fer dAmn sure! Harry and Hermione have effectively declared their independence from Dumblefutz. McGonagall is disappointed but will likely understand.
Menwhile, Vernon is in a padded cell, Petunia looks bad to the neighbors, and Dudders is learning what 'Doggie style' really means.
As always, I look forward to the next page of 'Independence Day'.
Alorkin