- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
5Ambiance
- by Alorkin 1 review
A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2013-07-12 - 43686 words
5Insightful
- by Alorkin 31 reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly.
Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side.
After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010-03-25 - Updated: 2012-06-25 - 418532 words - Complete
5Moving
A FUNNY LITTLE HARRY POTTER STORY
by AlorkinJust a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut.
Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome
Might be cliche`, but I can't see how.
Definitely AU!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2009-09-10 - Updated: 2009-09-11 - 8302 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 16 reviews
Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge.
Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`.
Slightly AU one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-09 - Updated: 2009-09-09 - 5167 words - Complete
5Funny
THREESOME
by AlorkinSlightly AU.
This is my long awaited try at a threesome, starring Harry, Hermione and Ginny. A long one-shot, starts out slow, but with much lemony goodness for all involved. Includes passing m...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-08-17 - Updated: 2009-08-21 - 15169 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 23 reviews
Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2009-08-13 - Updated: 2009-08-14 - 13684 words - Complete
5Exciting
LEMON POP
by AlorkinJust a little lemony goodness between Harry and Hermione. Not HBP/DH compatable!
This will remain a one-shot!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-12-07 - Updated: 2008-12-08 - 3875 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 25 reviews
A collection of short stories and plot bunnies that may become longer stories
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-12-05 - Updated: 2008-12-06 - 2564 words
5Hot
SNORKACKS: REDUX (Or: How They Each Got The Man They Wanted.)
by AlorkinMy sequel to Snorkacks and Campfires' Harry, Hermione, Luna and Ron each find what they need.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-11-01 - Updated: 2008-11-02 - 10749 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 33 reviews
So many people have asked me to write a sequel to my 'A SHOCKING DISCOVERY'. Here is my attempt at a story that was even more difficult to write than the original. I hope you enjoy it.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley,Ginny,Molly Weasley,Petunia Dursley,Professor McGonagall,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Published: 2007-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-21 - 11740 words - Complete
5Moving
Harry Loves You.
by AlorkinHermione discovers a painful truth. Ron has decived her and Harry wants her. She decides to set things right.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Harry, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007-01-18 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 24271 words - Complete
Well! This was unexpected.
by AlorkinHermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2007-07-19 - Updated: 2007-07-20 - 1328 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
Dumbledore told Harry in HPSS what he saw in the Mirror of Erised. Why has no one ever gotten him what he wants the most? This is and will remain, a one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore - Published: 2007-03-10 - Updated: 2007-03-11 - 709 words - Complete
5Funny
ANYTIME...ANYWHERE
by AlorkinHarry and Hermione explore their adventurous side. One-shot!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-02-25 - Updated: 2007-02-26 - 1893 words - Complete
Snorkacks and Campfires
by AlorkinWhile hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-02-10 - Updated: 2007-02-11 - 6388 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 47 reviews
A burglar makes a horrible discoovery at #4 Privet Drive.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007-01-17 - Updated: 2007-01-18 - 2038 words - Complete
5Moving
Adventures with Polyjuice
by AlorkinI've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2006-10-25 - Updated: 2006-10-26 - 8363 words - Complete