- by Alorkin 0 reviews
A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2009-02-13 - 38 words
5Original
- by Alorkin 19 reviews
Harry has finally had enough. Rated for swearing.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Professor McGonagall,Snape - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2009-02-13 - 4614 words
5Insightful
- by Alorkin 5 reviews
Just a little interlude for our hero's. Harry has this little problem. Some slight underaged naughtiness.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Poppy Pomfrey,Ron - Published: 2009-03-23 - Updated: 2009-03-24 - 3111 words
5Original
- by Alorkin 2 reviews
Mildly AU.
Following the final battle, Harry and Tonks comfort each other.
One shot only.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-08-16 - Updated: 2009-08-17 - 2620 words
5Moving
- by Alorkin 2 reviews
Just a little fun-n-games
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Ron,Snape - Published: 2009-08-26 - Updated: 2009-08-26 - 653 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 4 reviews
Harry’s response to Sirius’ death in book six was so out of character I had to say something.
A *very* short one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2009-09-02 - Updated: 2009-09-02 - 332 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 11 reviews
Ginny discovers a painful truth.
Short one-shot.
Slightly AU. Probably cliche`
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Characters: Ginny,Luna,Professor McGonagall,Ron - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-05 - Updated: 2009-09-06 - 1543 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 11 reviews
Hermione's thoughts at Harry's funeral.
Mentions of sex.
Does not include HBP/DH. Slightly AU.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-15 - Updated: 2009-09-15 - 2797 words
5Moving
- by Alorkin 8 reviews
Harry has some interesting dreams that summer. Post year five.
Innuendo only. Possibly cliche`, probably AU, definitely crack.
One shot
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-10-04 - Updated: 2009-10-05 - 1532 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 5 reviews
It's years after the war. Harry, Hermione and Luna are married, Harry's full time job is managing his vast estate, but he has an after work job too. Rated for language, and mentions sexual innuen...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Bill Weasley,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Published: 2010-01-05 - Updated: 2010-01-05 - 4790 words
5Funny
REVENGE
by AlorkinHarry and Hermione are tired of the carrots trying to snare them, so they get together with some excellent pranksters to deal with the youngest Weasleys.
Slightly AU, 6th year (No HBP/DH)
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Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Parody - Characters: Fred,George,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2009-10-05 - Updated: 2009-10-06 - 4581 words
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
Many stories deal with Harry’s ‘reward’ after he dies, but what about Voldemort?
Pure crack, rated for language
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Published: 2012-04-28 - Updated: 2012-04-28 - 755 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 10 reviews
This is my own rather Shakespearian reply to the marriage law challenge.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Hermione,Lucius - Published: 2012-06-12 - Updated: 2012-06-12 - 3818 words
5Original
ADULTERY
by AlorkinPure smut, with just enough plot to make it believable.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-06-19 - Updated: 2012-06-19 - 4682 words
- by Alorkin 5 reviews
Definitely AU! What would happen if Snape convinced Dumbledore to give Harry to him to raise? NOT ‘reformed’ Snape. One-shot
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Snape - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012-07-20 - Updated: 2012-07-20 - 2572 words
5Original
- by Alorkin 4 reviews
A reaction to war. AU Harry/Hermione. Some smuttage but low key. One shot only.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2012-08-08 - Updated: 2012-08-08 - 1861 words
5Ambiance
- by Alorkin 5 reviews
An interesting twist to the Harry Potter saga. AU and just for fun.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2013-03-31 - 518 words
5Original
- by Alorkin 4 reviews
just a little silliness.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-05-15 - 558 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 6 reviews
Just some fun. What would happen if an unknown prankster got Dumbledore?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Fred,George,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-06-01 - 1805 words
5Funny
- by Alorkin 5 reviews
Just a little silliness. Harry sends a nice little birthday gift to Voldemort, with unexpected consequences.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-07-12 - 506 words
5Funny