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MY BUNNY HUTCH

by Alorkin 1 review

A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2013-07-12 - 43686 words
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  • MY BUNNY HUTCH

    by Alorkin 0 reviews

    A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2009-02-13 - 38 words
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  • YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!

    by Alorkin 19 reviews

    Harry has finally had enough. Rated for swearing.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Professor McGonagall,Snape - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2009-02-13 - 4614 words
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  • I'm in WHAT?

    by Alorkin 5 reviews

    Just a little interlude for our hero's. Harry has this little problem. Some slight underaged naughtiness.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Poppy Pomfrey,Ron - Published: 2009-03-23 - Updated: 2009-03-24 - 3111 words
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  • HEARTBROKEN

    by Alorkin 2 reviews

    Mildly AU. Following the final battle, Harry and Tonks comfort each other. One shot only.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-08-16 - Updated: 2009-08-17 - 2620 words
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  • SNARKIUS GITTUS

    by Alorkin 2 reviews

    Just a little fun-n-games

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Ron,Snape - Published: 2009-08-26 - Updated: 2009-08-26 - 653 words
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  • SIRIUS

    by Alorkin 4 reviews

    Harry’s response to Sirius’ death in book six was so out of character I had to say something. A *very* short one-shot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2009-09-02 - Updated: 2009-09-02 - 332 words
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  • THE TRUTH HURTS

    by Alorkin 11 reviews

    Ginny discovers a painful truth. Short one-shot. Slightly AU. Probably cliche`

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Characters: Ginny,Luna,Professor McGonagall,Ron - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-05 - Updated: 2009-09-06 - 1543 words
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  • REQUIEM FOR A HERO

    by Alorkin 11 reviews

    Hermione's thoughts at Harry's funeral. Mentions of sex. Does not include HBP/DH. Slightly AU.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-15 - Updated: 2009-09-15 - 2797 words
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  • A CONSPIRACY OF DREAMS

    by Alorkin 8 reviews

    Harry has some interesting dreams that summer. Post year five. Innuendo only. Possibly cliche`, probably AU, definitely crack. One shot

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-10-04 - Updated: 2009-10-05 - 1532 words
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  • RESCUING HOSTAGES

    by Alorkin 5 reviews

    It's years after the war. Harry, Hermione and Luna are married, Harry's full time job is managing his vast estate, but he has an after work job too. Rated for language, and mentions sexual innuen...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Bill Weasley,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Published: 2010-01-05 - Updated: 2010-01-05 - 4790 words
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  • REVENGE

    by Alorkin

    Harry and Hermione are tired of the carrots trying to snare them, so they get together with some excellent pranksters to deal with the youngest Weasleys. Slightly AU, 6th year (No HBP/DH) ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Parody - Characters: Fred,George,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2009-10-05 - Updated: 2009-10-06 - 4581 words
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  • VOLDEMORT'S REWARD

    by Alorkin 7 reviews

    Many stories deal with Harry’s ‘reward’ after he dies, but what about Voldemort? Pure crack, rated for language

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Published: 2012-04-28 - Updated: 2012-04-28 - 755 words
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  • DEFIANCE

    by Alorkin 10 reviews

    This is my own rather Shakespearian reply to the marriage law challenge.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Hermione,Lucius - Published: 2012-06-12 - Updated: 2012-06-12 - 3818 words
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  • ADULTERY

    by Alorkin

    Pure smut, with just enough plot to make it believable.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-06-19 - Updated: 2012-06-19 - 4682 words
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  • THE DARK LORD VENIFICUS

    by Alorkin 5 reviews

    Definitely AU! What would happen if Snape convinced Dumbledore to give Harry to him to raise? NOT ‘reformed’ Snape. One-shot

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror - Characters: Dumbledore,Snape - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012-07-20 - Updated: 2012-07-20 - 2572 words
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  • DESPONDENT

    by Alorkin 4 reviews

    A reaction to war. AU Harry/Hermione. Some smuttage but low key. One shot only.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2012-08-08 - Updated: 2012-08-08 - 1861 words
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  • THE STRANGEST DREAM

    by Alorkin 5 reviews

    An interesting twist to the Harry Potter saga. AU and just for fun.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2013-03-31 - 518 words
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  • DIASCONCERTING A DARK LORD

    by Alorkin 4 reviews

    just a little silliness.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-05-15 - 558 words
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  • PRANKING DUMBLEDORE

    by Alorkin 6 reviews

    Just some fun. What would happen if an unknown prankster got Dumbledore?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Fred,George,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-06-01 - 1805 words
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  • HE SLIPPED ON THE SOAP!

    by Alorkin 5 reviews

    Just a little silliness. Harry sends a nice little birthday gift to Voldemort, with unexpected consequences.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013-07-12 - 506 words
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