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HE SLIPPED ON THE SOAP!
5 reviewsJust a little silliness. Harry sends a nice little birthday gift to Voldemort, with unexpected consequences.
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MY BUNNY HUTCH
(#) zamia 2013-07-12
Dangerous stuff soap. Always tried to tell my mum that. She never believed me. Good laugh. Cheers
ZAuthor's response
Heya Z!
I hope she never found out the hard way. Glad you got a tickle.
Ta.
AlorkinMY BUNNY HUTCH
(#) Teresa 2013-07-13
Now who would have thought Voldy's favorite scent would be lavender? If he was going to go with floral I'd expected poison ivy or venus fly traps or strangulation vines......something that had a sinister side. Shrugs, you just can't tell about dark lords and their quirks. Who's going to break it to Dumbles that soap and water was "the power he knows not"? I have to admit that showers have seemed a little creepy to me since the first time I saw Psycho....... Hmmmmm, it is true that both Voldy and Norman Bates had problems with their parents. Perhaps Harry should send Dumbles a lemon scented soap and trust that lightning will strike twice in the same place! Many thanks for posting this! :)Author's response
Hello Teresa!
Hey! Even despotic semi-immortal psychotics have their soft side.
There are so many plot bunnies here!
~Who's going to break it to Dumbles that soap and water was "the power he knows not"?~
Not me!
Great movie…and a literal benchmark for those that followed.
Parental issues, I suppose you could include Severus, Lucius and Bellatrix as well. Except they’re fried.
Could you imagine how Tommy would have turned out had Bates’ mother raised him? (Looks both ways in abject terror) I’m gonna go hide under my bed, now.
Soap and water, Hmmm? Oh, Severus?
A lemon scented booby trap…there’s an idear!
“Oh dear, I do so love lemon…oops!”
Glad you got a tickle.
AlorkinMY BUNNY HUTCH
(#) Cateagle 2013-07-15
-snicker- Well, it was by Harry's hand, though not in the way most would expect. As 'tis, it's such a humorously inappropriate way for Tom to depart this life. Now, arranging a similar gift for Albus would the final icing on the cake.Author's response
Heya Cat!
I just love trying to find ignominious deaths for Voldemort. All he’s done and he dies from something really ridiculous…
I read somewhere that Dumbledore was choking on a lemon drop, someone performed the Heimlich maneuver on him; he thanked the man and then walked in front of a bus. Now, that was funny!
AlorkinMY BUNNY HUTCH
(#) stag 2013-07-16
lol that would have been better than the stock endingAuthor's response
Funnier than ‘All was well’ too. (Or, as Wendy said in ‘Peter Pan’, “everybody else lived happily ever after.”)
Snicker!MY BUNNY HUTCH
(#) Trebores1 2013-09-16
Loved all the Bunny Hutch stories. Keep them coming. And since your stories are dedicated to the memory of your sister,I thought I would offer my condolences for your loss.Author's response
Heya again Trebores.
I’m glad you did.
I thank you for your sympathies. It’s been three years and I still miss her greatly.
Alorkin
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