Ha ha ha. Amazingly funny. You could teach Wiggie a thing or two, ma'am.
My favorite part would have to be when Joe is like "Yes, thanks for that." I can soooo imagine him saying that in a situation like this, wit his lispy voice and all. ;)
As Gwen pointed out, it was hard to decide between "hot" and "funny". Yet, I had to opt for funny. Because the world can always use some more humor, too. ;)
You're such an enrichment to ficwad, lady!
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Aw, of all the nice things you've ever said I think that's the greatest!!
And I'm so happy you all got the humour, I wasn't sure if there would be rage at ruining "the moment" haha. Thanks, again, lady xx