Wohoo! More of this most chortleworthy captive train wreck!
"What else can go wrong tonight?" Oh you fool. Never ask that.
I giggled through most of this, but the suicide attempt wasn't as funny this time. I think it's because it wasn't quite clear enough that you were kidding. No middle finger to God.
Grammar, etc:
"Yeah," is the informal word for "yes." "Yea," is a very formal word for "yes." It's pronounced "yay," and used in prayers like, "Yea though I walk through the valley of death..."
"Boyfriend" is one word.
"Flu" is short for "influenza." A "flue" is the little trapdoor inside a chimney that keeps the rain out.
Author's response
He didn’t stick his finger at god because this time it was more of a revenge suicide to punish his parents for their indifference towards him. Thanks for pointing out the errors, they have been corrected.