My personal highlights:
/Maybe my mom was right. Don't hold hands because that could lead to kissing and kissing can get you pregnant.
When I first found out, I was, like, "it has to be the drugs." I was so stoned once that I thought I was pregnant! Now I was so stoned that I thought Patrick was pregnant. I knew something was wrong when I stopped smoking for a few days, and Patrick was still pregnant.
personality transplants
"Patrick, I'm a Transfelidorian!" Andy blurted. "When we kissed, I think I might've accidentally transferred an egg to you and that's why you're pregnant."
Patrick was confused. "You what?"
"I'm an alien?" Andy said simply, raising his eyebrows in a "please forgive me" matter. "I have a book if you want to read about it," he added as an afterthought.
"Pete thinks he has super sperm," he laughed bitterly as he sniffed, "he likes to brag that he can get a girl pregnant just by looking at her."/
Did you call Joe “Truman” on purpose? Because that made me giggle too. He should run for president anways…
Emma, you have outdone yourself. This chapter was nothing less than absurdly hilarious. I am very jealous and proud. :)
Author's response
Poor Joe. I didn't even notice that I spelled his name wrong. How sad is that?