Okay, um...this story totally didn't sent to my emails along with the other "NEW MYVENGEFULROMANCE STORY OMGGOREADNOWFUCKER" things that I get, alerting me to your updates. So when I saw this, I was like ...bluh? But this was hysterically cute, and it made me giggle aloud in my AP Computers class. Shame on you, distracting me in class.
Love you, sweetie.